“Like it’s one thing to wear your hair like a fairy when you’re coming off a Superbowl victory, but not when you just shit the bed vs. the Jets. No more metrosexual crap till we have another parade.” Thanks to barstoolsports.com for this magical find.
You got what you wanted.
Behold, the handlebar. Thanks to womenwithmustaches.com
I have no idea what to make of this one. Hair, mustache, fake vomit hair.
When your hair slips off the top of your head, you can just wear it on your face.