All on the right side of her head that is.
What a motley bunch of big hair fools. They should start a band.
Come on – you know you love this guy – especially that big cross to highlight the all-over-the-body hair suit he is wearing.
Since they are both in the same pic, we can cover them together. This is how the rest of the world views America – weird media icons with freaked out hair (and greasy food).
And the eyebrows have definitely improved from what they were a day ago.