I don’t really know what this guy’s name is, but I just like to call him Ethan Feauxhawk.
You look so mahvelous to yourself in the mirror. Nobody else is around so they don’t really care.
This look may have been popular in the 60s. The 1860s.
I don’t think that ring will call attention away from his hair in anyway. He spent so much time perfecting that emo hair that a ring the size of a frisbee won’t get in his way.
Ok, who gave this guy the magic marker and left him alone for the past hour?