Just wait, I am almost change into the wolfman – just a few more hours… or else a gay cabaret singer, or even Eddie Munster’s sister.
I am going to paint it all as soon as I can afford another can of paint.
You look so mahvelous to yourself in the mirror. Nobody else is around so they don’t really care.
I don’t think that ring will call attention away from his hair in anyway. He spent so much time perfecting that emo hair that a ring the size of a frisbee won’t get in his way.