This looks like a collection from the mustache gallery or the wax museum – not sure which – but either way, this is a nice historic presentation of ridiculous mustache styles.
This one has disaster written all over it. Nice touch with that orange mustache too.
He wants to sweep your chimney and he has all the right equipment.
Fun fact: Paul Simon is really Art Garfunkel’s mustache.
This guy on the left should have used a different color for his fake mustache. Maybe a nice orange or green so he could look more convincing.