This is the facial hair version of a run-on sentence – with shoes.
Behold, the handlebar. Thanks to womenwithmustaches.com
I have no idea what to make of this one. Hair, mustache, fake vomit hair.
When your hair slips off the top of your head, you can just wear it on your face.
This must be a disguise – I almost did not recognize Christian Bale. Thanks Social Life for this important find.